How Do You Hide $100 From A Doctor?

How do you hide $100 from a surgeon? Put it in the patient’s chart, next to the labs.

How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist? Put it in a textbook.

How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid.

How do you hide $100 from an OB/GYN? Tape it to the patient’s head.

How do you hide $100 from an internist? Stick it under the patient’s bandage.

How do you hide $100 from a radiologist? Give it to the patient.

How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist? You can’t.

How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon? You definitely can’t.

— Compliments of The Happy Hospitalist

*This blog post was originally published at EverythingHealth*


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