Kiddie Quotes
Here are some good ones from Mindy Robert’s book, “Mommy Confidential: Adventures from the Wonderbelly of Motherhood“:
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Son (age 6): “Dad, did you have any friends of your own before you married mom?”
Father: “Of course I did.”
Son: “Well, are they all dead?”
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Mom: “Will, would you like lunch now?”
Son: “Mom, not only do I want lunch, but I want that fly OUT of here!”
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[Mother is with daughter at a public restroom]
Daughter (age 4): “Mommy, I need a smaller toilet.”
Mom: “Honey, these are the only ones we have right now.”
Daughter: [Every time she wiggled onto the seat to get into a comfortable position, the automatic flushing mechanism was triggered, scaring the girl nearly to death.] “Mommy, make it stop!”This post originally appeared on Dr. Val’s blog at RevolutionHealth.com.
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