Surgeon Uses Scalpel To Treat Glue Injury To The Eye
I recently read a post that reminded me of an incident. depending on which side of the eyelid you found yourself that day, it could have been funny…or not.
I was doing casualty sessions after hours. It was a way of making ends meet while I was specialising, but mostly I just hated it. Anyway one night, between the snotty noses and neurotic parents a patient actually came in with a casualty-worthy complaint. He had a small laceration on his forehead. We decided to glue it together with dermabond because it was so small. I decided to leave it to the sister. After all the unit was full to overflowing with snotty noses and paranoid parents that I was required to work through and get rid of.
After a while the sister came to me. She had terror written all over her face.I tried to think what had gone wrong that she looked so shocked. I started imagining I had somehow missed a life threatening injury and the patient had crashed. Turns out the problem was not so deadly but just as sticky.
While the sister was applying the dermabond, which is essentially superglue, a drop fell into the patient’s eye. Luckily he had closed his eye on time. Unluckily he had developed a permanent wink.
I confess I laughed. The sister was not impressed. She took me aside and begged me to help. I stopped laughing. It seemed it wasn’t funny to her and unless the patient was deliberately winking to show he was in on the joke, it wasn’t funny for him either.
The problem with gluing your eyelid together is you can’t dissolve the glue with acetone because acetone would do its own damage to the eye. So I took a scalpel and very slowly and meticulously got to work. As it turned out, the eyelashes where glued together along most of the eyelid and only in certain areas was skin involved. By the end the wink had been surgically removed, along with all the eyelashes.
I often wonder if there is anyone else who can say they have surgically removed a wink, and broken bottle injuries from bar brawls don’t count.
*This blog post was originally published at other things amanzi*