Lost In Translation: H1N1 Flu Warnings In Foreign Lands
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Blast From The Past: A $2 Million Hospital
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I love the sliding baby and the smoking father. The X-ray tech is unfortunately dead now since he wore no protective shield for the high tech $25,000 machine . And who wouldn’t want the pneumatic tubes for sending records?
This hospital was $2 million. The cost of building a hospital in 2009 is $2.5 million per bed. And that doesn’t include electronic medical records. Bring back the pneumatic tube.
(hat tip to Medical Jokes)
*This blog post was originally published at EverythingHealth*
Physical Exam: Dr. Rob Examines Your Shoulder
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When you were last enraptured by my physical exam series, I was explaining the different directions doctors use to confuse themselves and everyone else. I am happy to leave that land of relativity and now re-embark on the actual human body. I am sure this relativistic view of direction was invented by some liberal anatomist intent on socializing the human body. It is a stop on the road to death panels, in my opinion.
It’s good to get that posterior to me.
My distraction (I get distracted, you know) happened as I was trying to explain how the shoulder works. Since the shoulder moves in so many directions and with such huge angles, I felt it was necessary to totally confuse you and so hide any chance you would pick up my ignorance. It’s always good to keep your readers snowed. So, after spending a whole post making poems about the shoulder (that will no doubt go down in the anals annals of poetry about joints) and another post about the confusing directions we doctors use to confuse other doctors, I will now talk about the actual exam of the shoulder.
As you probably have been taught, the shoulder is the joint that attaches your arms to your body. Some people refer to the top of their torso as their shoulders (as in “shoulder straps”), but this is not what I am talking about. The shoulder is supposed to be the joint between three bones:
- The humerus – which is the long bone in the upper arm, and got its name because of its habit of playing practical jokes on the ulna. The other bones are always inviting the humerus to parties.
- The clavicle – also known as the collarbone. This bone actually looks nothing like a collar, and it resents the implication.
- The scapula – called the shoulder blade. The collarbone is jealous because the scapula has a much cooler nickname. This causes the scapula to snicker often at the clavicle’s wimpy nickname.
Examining the shoulder Read more »
*This blog post was originally published at Musings of a Distractible Mind*
Search Engine Medical FAIL
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I wanted to write about Healthbase, a new medical search engine, but David Rothman was faster. He found some serious mistakes in the search itself.
Well, the concept to reduce the number of results to a definitive list of categories is a good one. But it leads to some mistakes. First, it searches in databases such as Wikipedia. You cannot find a bigger fan of Wikipedia than me, but still it’s not suitable for such a search engine.
Second, sometimes there are strange things in the results. Only one example below. It seems to suggest that a possible treatment for diabetes is mouse. Of course, it just found articles mentioning mouse models in the research of diabetes treatments, but it cannot deal with the information properly.
So there are a lot of things to do before becoming the ultimate engine. Until then, my suggestion is Scienceroll Search, the first personalized medical search engine:
*This blog post was originally published at ScienceRoll*
The Friday Funny: Science Versus Pseudoscience
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I know this one’s been floating around the blogosphere for a while, but it finally made its way to me at a time when I needed something lighthearted and amusing (warning: some profanity and at least one use of the “F” word):
Best quotes:
“Well, science doesn’t know everything.” Well, science knows it doesn’t know anything, otherwise it would stop … But just because science doesn’t know everything doesn’t mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairytale most appeals to you.”
…”nutritionist” isn’t a protected term. Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist. “Dietitician” is the legally protected term. “Dietician” is like dentist, and “nutritionist” is like tootheologist.”
“I’m sorry if you’re into homeopathy. It’s water. How often does it need to be said? It’s just water. You’re healing yourself. Why don’t you give yourself the credit?
I just wish more comics did routines like this. Sometimes humor can get the message through where analysis can’t.
*This blog post was originally published at Science-Based Medicine*
