How Do You Hide $100 From A Doctor?
How do you hide $100 from a surgeon? Put it in the patient’s chart, next to the labs.
How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist? Put it in a textbook.
How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid.
How do you hide $100 from an OB/GYN? Tape it to the patient’s head.
How do you hide $100 from an internist? Stick it under the patient’s bandage.
How do you hide $100 from a radiologist? Give it to the patient.
How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist? You can’t.
How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon? You definitely can’t.
— Compliments of The Happy Hospitalist
*This blog post was originally published at EverythingHealth*
