February 15th, 2009 by Dr. Val Jones in Health Policy, Humor, True Stories
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Every once in a while I like to embarrass my husband on my blog, not just because it’s the sweetest form of revenge, but because this is a blog after all – and it’s supposed to drift into the personal realm occasionally, just to keep it interesting.
Tonight’s pre-dinner conversation was classic. I thought I’d share it with you all…
Husband: Should I make rice to go along with the salmon?
Dr. Val: No, white rice is boring. Let’s try something more interesting. Like quinoa. We have some in the pantry.
Husband: I don’t like quinoa.
Dr. Val: Why not? It’s delicious.
Husband: No it’s not. It doesn’t taste right.
Dr. Val: What do you mean? What do you think it tastes like?
Husband: It tastes like…
Dr. Val: Like???
Husband: Like something I don’t want to eat.
February 4th, 2009 by Dr. Val Jones in Humor, True Stories
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My friend and fellow blogger David Kroll just wrote an interesting post about the use of “doctor” as a title for a wide range of expertise, including medical. The discussion reminded me of the usual misunderstandings associated with my title…
Typical Val conversation with lay strangers:
Dr. Val: “Hello, I’m Dr. Jones…”
Person: “Oh, hi Dr. Jones. What kind of doctor are you?”
Dr. Val: “A medical doctor.”
Person: “Oh, so you’re like, a pediatrician?”
Dr. Val: “No, my specialty is rehabilitation medicine.”
Person: “Oh, my uncle has a drug problem. He’s been in and out of rehab for years. I’m so glad that there are people like you willing to help addicts.”
Dr. Val: “Uh… Well, actually my specialty is focused on physical rehabilitation – like patients with spinal cord injuries, amputations, strokes, car accidents, etc…”
Person: “Oh, so you’re a physical therapist?”
Dr. Val: “No, I’m a physician. But I work closely with physical therapists.”
Person: “So you’re a REAL doctor?”
Dr. Val: “Yes, I went to Columbia Medical School…”
Person: “Well, you don’t LOOK like a doctor.” [See example here]
Dr. Val: “Uh… thanks?”
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Dr. Val: “Mom, why don’t people believe I’m a medical doctor?”
Dr. Val’s Mother: “Well, you picked an oddball specialty, dear.”
Dr. Val: “What’s oddball about helping the disabled population?”
Dr. Val’s Mother: “Well, you know ‘rehabilitation’ usually conjures up ideas of drug rehab.”
Dr. Val: “Yeah, my specialty has the weakest PR in all of medicine. Nobody knows what we do.”
Dr. Val’s Mother: “At least people don’t think you’re a hypnotist.”
Dr. Val: “What?”
Dr. Val’s Mother: “Did I ever tell you about the time I was on an elevator with someone at a Spanish literature convention?”
Dr. Val: “Uh…”
Dr. Val’s Mother: “My tag said ‘Dr. Sonia Jones, member of the American Association of Hispanists.’ A woman in the elevator with me was staring at my name tag and finally blurted: ‘Are you here with the convention?’ And I said, ‘yes.’ And then she responded: ‘Could you hypnotize me too?!'”
January 30th, 2009 by Dr. Val Jones in Friday Funny
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Don’t tell me you can’t relate, ladies…
And thanks to Kerri Morrone Sparling from Six Until Me for modeling her Better Health t-shirt. She was the winner of our recent caption contest!
